Funny Father’s Day Messages

Don’t use the boring happy Father’s Day when you can include something funny and personal in his Father’s day card!

Funny Father's Day Messages

25 Funny Father’s Day Messages

  1. “I love how we don’t even need to say out loud that I am your favourite child”
  2. “Happy Father’s Day from one of your most legitimate children”
  3. “My father was often angry when I was most like him.”  Lillian Hellman
  4. “Fathers Day, when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.” David Letterman
  5. “Dad, thanks for working so hard to pay for the TV that actually raised me”
  6. “To be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.” Ernest Hemingway
  7. “I have mixed emotions when I receive my Fathers Day gifts. I’m glad my children remember me. I’m disappointed they think I dress like that.” Mike Dugan
  8. “The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” Tim Russert
  9. “If it wasn’t for Father’s Day, my dad would only have two ties in his closet.”  Melanie White
  10. “A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” Gabriel Garcia Márquez
  11. “A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” Anonymous
  12. “My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.” Spike Milligan
  13. “Dad, I promise that one day I give you grandchildren, who will annoy me as much as I annoyed you”
  14. “Dad, you’ve always been like a father to me”
  15. “Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything.” Melanie White
  16. “At the very least, Fathers Day should mean unlimited channel surfing.” Melanie White
  17. “For Father’s Day we got my dad a t-shirt that says “Do Not Resuscitate.” He wears it whenever mom takes him to the ballet. “Greg Tamblyn
  18. “Dad, it’s still hard to believe your are someone’s father”
  19. “I would give my dad what he really wants on Father’s Day, but I can’t afford to move out yet.” Melanie White
  20. “My dad taught me everything I know. It’s not very much, but that’s all I know.” Bubba Watson, pro golfer
  21. “Dad, I’m so proud of the many talents I’ve inherited from you. Happy Farters Day!”
  22. “There should be a children’s song ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.” Jim Gaffigan
  23. “Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” Red Buttons
  24. “I smile because you are my father. I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.”
  25. “Dad, your father’s day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding.”

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